In the middle of America's heartland, a young boy digs a small hole in the ground … which grows into a big hole in the ground … which then proceeds to drag the boy, his parents, his dog, and most of their house into a dark void. Then, as abruptly as it started, it stops.
So begins the first in a series of bizarre events that take the beautiful-if-not-brainy Thing on a quest to uncover the truth behind the mysterious hole. Inspired by visions, signs, and an unlimited supply of pink cocktails served by an ever-lurking, mysterious "Black Rabbit," Thing and her dogged production crew travel around America—encountering Satanists, an Extraterrestrial/Christian support group, and a surprisingly helpful phone psychic—on a search for answers that could very well decide the fate of the world as they know it.
But the more Thing learns about the hole, her shocking connection to it, and the mind-boggling destiny that awaits her, the more she thinks that maybe human civilization isn't all it's cracked up to be—and that maybe it's about time to start over…